Tribe.net. Local Connections Grl http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/769e36df-fe79-4f17-8fb4-f462f4424070 2006-02-14T21:57:37Z 2004-12-19T17:01:11Z

<div>hey there, so it looks like I may move to Kansas of all places. have any of you move your cats half way, or all the way across the country? how'd you do it? I'm sure this topic has been covered before sorry. I'm inclined to drive but dread 8+ hours of them whining every day and then sneaking them into motels and having to recapture them each morning..... I know drugs help but two of them are feral and getting a pill down their throats is harder than catching them.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 8 replies </div>

Grl 2004-12-19T17:01:11Z Cassandra Nightveil http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/3a9fe801-8553-41a3-83c5-02f4c7b15556 2005-11-03T05:40:37Z 2005-10-30T20:45:00Z

<div>as the days get cold, the fog rises and warmth is needed...my cat started humping any soft cloth he might find on his way....my blanket included... <br/> <br/>He is neutered...but always full of love... <br/>*washing clothes* <br/> <br/>Bastid, lol! <br/> <br/>What are yours doing?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 6 replies </div>

Cassandra Nightveil 2005-10-30T20:45:00Z secretsnottysis http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/53606395-5d75-477b-9c47-0f66f15abff7 2005-08-08T21:33:52Z 2005-01-28T03:18:25Z

<div>Winslow, the cat that is featured in Feline Nutrition, is a freak. He carries things around in his mouth while crying. But he only does this at night, and only when I'm in bed 1/2 asleep, it's either his fake fur catnip mouse, or catnip frog... He walks from the kitchen right next to my bed until I finally talk to him and ask him to come up.... if I don't ask him to come up - he keeps on crying. <br/> <br/>Now, I have one of those wands with some fake fur cut on the bias that has a bit of velcro on the end that used to hook onto his catnip mouse. But mostly this wand is just a fun toy...the bathtub toy. Winslow and Pinita will sit in the bathtub and play there....um, yeah. WS of course, will not, he's too proper, or lazy, or doped up on nip... <br/> <br/>Anywho, last night I hear this crash in the kitchen, things were going awry on the kitchen counter and then a dragging sound. Happy boy Winslow has gone up on the counter, and why shouldn't he - he's a cat, and taken the wand toy off the counter. I had placed it there earlier with the fur wrapped around the wand in my haste to put things away - badly. He apparently - from the wreckage, knocked it around a bit and then pulled it on to the floor and dragged it in his teeth crying next to my bed....I got up to look and he kept dragging it, and when I tried to take it from him he cried while I played with him. <br/> <br/>So now I'm sure their new tactic will be to set Winslow on me to wake me up to play...they use the dog to get me up when they are hungry by biting his tail... <br/> <br/>it will never, ever end.......</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 8 replies </div>

secretsnottysis 2005-01-28T03:18:25Z Grl http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/45e952f1-fbba-47ab-9b03-491607d885a0 2005-03-18T08:04:36Z 2005-03-02T15:25:07Z

<div>Gurly tells me Gussy boy had a STROKE. WTF!? there is no rhyme or reason to the world. a healthy 4 year old sweetie like him?! I wish I was there to help get his ass in the car for trips to the white coats. <br/> <br/>Let us all send healing vibes and support to Laura, protector and lover of animals great and small. <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 6 replies </div>

Grl 2005-03-02T15:25:07Z HUNNYDUMELONS http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/6009c4a7-1060-41a7-be11-a55ca9f3cf65 2005-02-18T05:04:00Z 2004-11-19T05:20:24Z

<div>Clyde tried to grab my pot pie! And I actually had to say " NO KITTY THATS MY POT PIE!" <br/> <br/>LMAO!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 4 replies </div>

HUNNYDUMELONS 2004-11-19T05:20:24Z secretsnottysis http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/69b5caed-9087-4383-b55d-b3f985b6861d 2005-01-14T01:59:16Z 2005-01-09T05:23:41Z

<div>Sooooooooooo (oh first of all - hello everyone, I am new here!) my dear cat WS. Who I affectionatlly call Burroughs and not WS most of the time... or Burroughs my Funky Squirrel. hehehe - woke me up at 5 am this morning cuz he was starving. <br/> <br/>I have been gone for about 2.5 weeks to Mich. to see my sister. He and his brothers have the best cat sitter in the world. She feeds them and plays with them and sometimes spends the night. Even comes 2 times a day. She loves them. <br/> <br/>Anyway - it's my first night back. There is the snubbing - then the super purring from Burroughs, the chirping from Pinita and the constant talking from Winslow.... They jump into bed and snuggle close. Gus is still an hour away at my cousins - it's too late on a Friday night to go and get him and it's raining..so Winslow is a little wierded out. <br/> <br/>Then, at 5 am I am awakened by constant pawing, then my forehead is being exfoliated...then my chest walked across...er boobs rather...and I have the worst pms bloatedness. Yeah - Burroughs is hungry. The minute they notice I am awake - constant meowing...crying. <br/> <br/>yeah - I'm a sucker. I get up, cause I can't stand the noise and I am trained by the furballs. After the food has been distributed - I go back to sleep. And you know what? When I get up later - I feed the little assholes again. <br/> <br/>Sheeshhhhh</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 11 replies </div>

secretsnottysis 2005-01-09T05:23:41Z MsPurity http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/0c35921b-20f2-4c27-a4df-1d7e42907c4a 2004-12-23T22:58:15Z 2004-12-23T22:33:56Z

<div>ok, so we call clyde a "silly monkey." Clyde likes to be spanked. So does that mean we "spank our monkey?"</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 1 reply </div>

MsPurity 2004-12-23T22:33:56Z HUNNYDUMELONS http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/27b9c225-11e1-45ea-8441-8d30cad84f3e 2004-12-11T07:35:48Z 2004-12-07T03:22:06Z

<div>http://www.ebaumsworld.com/cattrim.html</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 1 reply </div>

HUNNYDUMELONS 2004-12-07T03:22:06Z kimeden http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/851b6656-f695-4eaa-a4c0-68de451be2a0 2004-11-23T22:34:14Z 2004-11-19T18:44:47Z

<div>They've gone and invented our very own action figure! <br/> <br/>http://www.mcphee.com/amusements/current/11377.html</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 11 replies </div>

kimeden 2004-11-19T18:44:47Z HUNNYDUMELONS http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/886dbcf5-3549-4e24-9f47-c62f93467434 2004-11-10T22:42:35Z 2004-11-10T19:01:02Z

<div>God I wanna squeeze him to death! <br/> <br/>BEST CAT EVER!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 3 replies </div>

HUNNYDUMELONS 2004-11-10T19:01:02Z thatwoman http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/115e5780-6135-4b5e-9a40-627b560a6bad 2004-11-05T20:52:58Z 2004-10-21T00:02:17Z

<div>I had a dream the other night, and it featured one of you lovely bitches and your wack-ass kitties, namely.... Kim E. and Elvis, Prince and Conan. <br/> <br/>I was in a theater somewhere waiting for a Broadway-style musical to start when I noticed this woman sitting next to me. She looked really familiar, and all of a sudden I realized IT WAS MOTHERFUCKING KIM. And she had this children's book (the really oversized hardcover kind) in her hands. She gave it to me and said "Here, Conan wants you to have this." <br/> <br/>And it turns out that Conan can talk and write, and he wrote this kickass kid's book about his life and all the throwdowns he and Big E. get into. A book about life as a sexy orange wrassling cat. <br/> <br/>I woke up chuckling. Man, a book by Conan would rule so hardcore! <br/> <br/>You bitches need to get out of my head, man! <br/> <br/>(Not really, it was a really fun and funny dream. I wish I remembered more from the book, I just remembered it had some awesome photos of Conan, Elvis and Prince and lots of funny stories.)</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 9 replies </div>

thatwoman 2004-10-21T00:02:17Z MsPurity http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/07b5522a-6c82-46c1-ba34-3a61d2ad5642 2004-11-05T20:48:08Z 2004-11-02T17:28:02Z

<div>whenever she is sleeping on the floor she lays on her back with her back legs spread, her front legs pulled up and she shows her belly. If she is in an elevated spot she doesn't do it, just when she's on the floor. What's up with that?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 7 replies </div>

MsPurity 2004-11-02T17:28:02Z http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/5a9b4611-431c-4ce1-be0a-5c2cfccd749d 2004-11-02T16:31:35Z 2004-10-29T18:38:49Z

<div>http://www.allerca.com/</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 5 replies </div>

2004-10-29T18:38:49Z demi http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/73ff8fb7-4a2f-420c-a027-29f6e733bfed 2004-11-01T20:02:15Z 2004-10-12T16:50:50Z

<div>the sound a bottletop makes when it hits the hardwood floor... i miss my maxie... boo hoo... </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 14 replies </div>

demi 2004-10-12T16:50:50Z http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/b49a2b07-c145-4b84-acd5-5574b01d8eac 2004-10-20T21:58:28Z 2004-10-17T16:39:59Z

<div>My beloved tripod just took the front door mat, dragged it into the middle of the living room (Such as it is!:-D) and started..."burying it"...there's no bone, or old toy in it, she just poked, prodded and nosed it into a little bundle, then plopped down on it, looked at me reproachfully (What else is new?!?)....and rolled over, shoved her head under it and thumped her tail on the floor....? <br/>My dog has her head under the welcome mat.......... <br/>she won't come out....</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 3 replies </div>

2004-10-17T16:39:59Z Grl http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/2cb60514-6222-4a79-a817-e0134cccec80 2004-10-06T22:23:31Z 2004-09-22T22:22:59Z

<div>o mi gawd I was very close to snatching up a little kitten I saw on the sidewalk on my way home tonight! lot's of stray unspayed cats in this neighboorhood. <br/> <br/>I could *easily* be one of those women who have 97 cats, if I owned a house.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 31 replies </div>

Grl 2004-09-22T22:22:59Z fatflap http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/d081a67d-4b39-4943-bc33-ffab2d84e28e 2004-10-05T13:31:55Z 2004-09-30T02:31:22Z

<div>Join, batches!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 6 replies </div>

fatflap 2004-09-30T02:31:22Z http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/a2cba905-9a87-4b12-b3e0-40e41e347bf6 2004-10-01T10:31:26Z 2004-09-25T17:37:38Z

<div>http://www.pbase.com/merjatee/e_kittens6 <br/> <br/>aaaaaaah</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 15 replies </div>

2004-09-25T17:37:38Z http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/a2eec222-ff01-42f6-bbde-c625a9b28953 2004-09-30T17:47:33Z 2004-09-03T14:29:12Z

<div>try this on for size..... <br/> <br/>the windows at the back of my house (laundry room/bathroom) dont have screens. but it's too hot right now not to leave them open....and the back windows are like...12 feet up off the ground. so nobody's gettin' in without a ladder. <br/> <br/>anyway, the cats jump out the windows all the time....usually come back in the front door. <br/> <br/>when i came home yesterday, our neighbor jay stopped me. said he woke up at 3am that morning (fell asleep in his music studio), and when he got up to go to bed, he heard skritchy-scratchy noises coming from our house. when he looked he saw bear (our black cat) leap from the back porch railing to the window (about 5 feet), rock climb her way across the wall...and climb back in thru the window. used her claws as pitons..... <br/> <br/>i tried to explain about the covert missions, and utmost secrecy...he didnt get it. so i sent the cat to take him out...too much of a liability </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 13 replies </div>

2004-09-03T14:29:12Z MsPurity http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/ab107c79-3453-4e5e-8b10-7620b498c784 2004-09-28T01:41:04Z 2004-09-01T23:56:25Z

<div>well apparently bonnie has some canine tendencies. She loves to play tug-o-war with her toy on a stick. She grabs the toy and pulls as hard as she can. She even pulled the string apart from the stick. It's funny stuff. anyone have a cat that likes this game?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 7 replies </div>

MsPurity 2004-09-01T23:56:25Z HUNNYDUMELONS http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/9bfe63a8-a803-46b5-aebd-b42a26cc31df 2004-09-24T17:55:41Z 2004-09-02T01:51:35Z

<div>Clyde has started eating his wet food with his paws....when he is done, he "buries" it.. <br/>whatupwitdat?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 7 replies </div>

HUNNYDUMELONS 2004-09-02T01:51:35Z MsPurity http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/3106bbb8-0fb6-4130-9c94-974d8c5ef0bc 2004-09-15T19:03:42Z 2004-09-15T18:00:38Z

<div>So the other night, hunny had a friend over (I was out) and when they left he didn't close the door all of the way. Well, when hunny got back, Clyde had booked it, but Bonnie was just hanging out in the house near the screen door. She's so cool, she knows she's not supposed to go outside. Clyde came running back when hunny opened up a can of food. He's so food obsessed.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 1 reply </div>

MsPurity 2004-09-15T18:00:38Z HUNNYDUMELONS http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/fba96d7a-1b58-46a4-9c99-7b65b8959d99 2004-09-15T04:51:27Z 2004-09-15T03:03:28Z

<div>Purity and I will be here : <br/>http://www.norcalrenfaire.org/ <br/>for the next 6 weekends. <br/>Come say hi, bitches.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 1 reply </div>

HUNNYDUMELONS 2004-09-15T03:03:28Z demi http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/d97759ab-4215-45f0-90d7-d65ecaf5e3f0 2004-08-29T19:29:39Z 2004-08-27T14:54:42Z

<div>max got into a bag of potatos last night and was playing with them all night. he even managed to get one upstairs!! what the fuck? i took a pic of him with one of said offending items. i had to throw away almost the whole bag because they had teeth marks and dirt all over them. but they do roll around nicely... <br/> <br/>what a jerk, he also was chewing on my vaccum bags that i've been packing stuff in and one is all inflated and fucked now. my cat is as destructive as a dog. what a little chimp!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 6 replies </div>

demi 2004-08-27T14:54:42Z WenchoftheWarlock http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/eba2061d-95d6-47a7-8bd1-06627b13bce4 2004-08-27T23:26:57Z 2004-08-24T02:27:19Z

<div>So... tonight, my best friend and I were going for a walk and I was really peeved. I'd gotten into it with the spousal unit over dinner and we'd both stormed off in a huff. Best friend and I get to the edge of the Rec. Area where we walk and my knee starts to throb. We decide to head back because we've walked pretty far and it's getting dark. At the bridge, we stop to admire the moon, which is halfway to full and looking orange and beautiful in the sky. All of the sudden we see a little animal coming toward us. Is it a cat or a skunk, we debate. I call out, "here kitty kitty kitty..." she comes running. S he goes down into the creek trying to get to us so i walked out to the edge and called her again. She ran right into my arms. The poor girl is just a baby and half-starved. You could floss your teeth with her she's so skinny. I petted her and loved her, she started purring like mad. She crawled up on my shoulders and circled around back into my arms. I put her down and we start to walk, she follows and climbs up my pants mewwing and mewwing to be picked upa gain. She's barely more than a kitten, probably about 3-4 months old and she's starving. So... long story short, Jenny brought her home, husband said Awwe, kid said AWWWe, Moucifer said BOOOO HISSSS, but we're keeping the new baby on the back porch for a few days until they get used to the idea of each other. Don't want lots of catfights all night while I"m sleeping. <br/> <br/>We named her Minerva McGonagall after the Professor that transfigures into a Tabby Cat in the harry potter stories and I've already snapped off half a roll of film full of pictures of her. They should be developed by this weekend. She's beautiful and already very happy with us. Everyone please send Moucifer the love your new baby sister vibes, because she is very jealous and does not play well with others EVER!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 17 replies </div>

WenchoftheWarlock 2004-08-24T02:27:19Z MsPurity http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/3fa79670-510b-4f42-88a8-78c6bd68850a 2004-08-26T15:11:13Z 2004-08-18T01:12:31Z

<div>Miss Bonnie has this thing where she really loves to lick me all over my face. Maybe its the salt, but she also likes to try and lick my lips too, which aren't salty. Anyways, she's got a super raspy tongue and it can get kind of uncomfortable, but its just so cute that I just let her exfoliate my face. Sometimes she'll even wake me up in the middle of the night to do this. She always makes sure I'm awake first by head butting me until I wake up. Then she just goes for it. Anyone else have cats that like to do this?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 10 replies </div>

MsPurity 2004-08-18T01:12:31Z demi http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/2805da2b-690a-4935-9946-ef7033968f16 2004-08-26T15:04:43Z 2004-08-17T23:29:46Z

<div>oh my god. i have to share this with you all. <br/> <br/>ok i'm dumb. i thought when i came back to california that max would follow on his own pet plane, you know a plane for pets. don't laugh, but i just didn't know how things work. i decided to check into the details today because i was going to purchase my own ticket and HOLY SHIT max is going to be in the fucking cabin with me on the flight. it's something that continnental airlines does... i couldn't believe it. <br/> <br/>http://www.continental.com/travel/policies/animals/in-cabin.asp <br/> <br/>thing is... i am not taking a direct flight. it's stopping off in new jersey for a two hour break. i have to do this because everything is costing me so much money to send back and also i have to pay extra for max to be on board and also for the kennel... and a direct flight from london to lax is twice as expensive than me going from birmingham international airport (closer to me) then on to good ole john wayne. but i can't believe they are letting a CAT onto the plane. you know i'm going to be THE MOST HATED PERSON ON THAT FUCKING FLIGHT. and i don't give a fuck, i'm bringing my baby home with me. <br/> <br/>but oh my god he's going to be miaowing like a bitch and probably peeing for good measure. does anyone have experience with pets and flights?? i only have to take him to his vet a week before i go and get a certificate of good health etc for him to come into the us. i was thinking about asking them for something to calm him down for the flight - but sedation might be risky, no...? <br/> <br/>here is my plan. i'm going to bring a baby bag (hehe) for max with baby wipes for messes, his harness and leash (for quick excersise in the bathroom at the airport in new jersey and if he makes a mess in his kennel during the flight to keep him from killing me in the toliet) and maybe some food. but maybe i shouldn't feed him?? oh i'm stressed! advice guys?? <br/> <br/>max is gonna fucking be on the plane with me! ha ha!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 26 replies </div>

demi 2004-08-17T23:29:46Z demi http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/e5b482ea-fa39-42b9-84c1-2770ab044f6b 2004-08-26T14:49:40Z 2004-08-20T12:26:39Z

<div>after max wrecked my air matress the other night i've been forced to sleep on the couch because no matter how hard i look i can't find the other puncture hole to patch up... anyway so as if sleeping on the couch wasn't uncomfortable enough (i'm like the princess and the pea when i go to sleep, the littlest discomfort kills me) - i woke up this morning to have snowy sleeping right in the crook of my arm next to my boob and max was sprawled all over my stomach. it was so cute, they were sleeping next to each other and on me...!! snowy always does that but i was so surprised to see max there... <br/> <br/>however my back was killing me, but i watched them for about ten minutes - then when i repositioned myself - max stretched over and touched snowy, who in turn hit him like a bitch and jumped off the couch. <br/> <br/>ahh, life resumes to normal. but it was really cute.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 16 replies </div>

demi 2004-08-20T12:26:39Z demi http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/60e46f5f-fc62-4df1-89f3-89ec582a6040 2004-08-26T14:33:28Z 2004-08-24T12:53:19Z

<div>typing is going to be minimal today. let me labour over this to tell you why. <br/> <br/>i am pretty hungover today. i drank a bottle of wine in about a half an hour last night and got very ill. it was just a stupid idea and i don't know why i did it. i was doing packing and i just started drinking the wine like it was diet coke. i'm retarded but that's besides the point. so this morning my head is pretty tender. i opened the window in the bathroom because it started to rain and max comes in chripping cos he loves to sniff the air from the window. so i hold him up in my arms so he can sniff - i do this alot and it's cute. i reached over max to get my toothbrush and knocked over a container of lotion that fell in the bathtub. but that scared the shit out of max because the window was open and he was being frady outside cat. <br/> <br/>instead of me dropping him like you always should when a cat spazes out i held on to him which caused me more damage. max totally ripped a huge scratch that runs from the middle of my left palm up the inside of my arm - and he also ripped througn my tshirt and i have puncture marks and scratches on my stomach. my hand hurts like a bitch everytime i move it the slightest. <br/> <br/>he's never freaked out like that! anyway i'm mad at him and we aren't speaking. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 17 replies </div>

demi 2004-08-24T12:53:19Z http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/7f44a494-707b-41c9-873f-3c29132febd3 2004-08-24T17:25:40Z 2004-08-24T14:14:00Z

<div>my cats are such bitches!!! lol.... <br/> <br/>for some reason last week, they got mad at everyone &amp; proceeded to pee in both of the dog beds. not anywhere else, just the dog beds. <br/> <br/>i was able to get one of them descented (cuz its a hammock bed), but the fluffy stuffed bed still smells of cat. <br/> <br/>sigh....normally they are exceptionally well mannered about their potty activities. <br/> <br/>it's hard, cuz while i'm upset (took me a couple days of sniffing everything in the house before i found it) i still think it's kinda funny in a "i'm too little to kick your ass, dog...so i'll just pee on your stuff" kind of way.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 3 replies </div>

2004-08-24T14:14:00Z thatwoman http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/310d0135-1728-48c5-ba23-d959f4a70aa5 2004-08-21T23:30:43Z 2004-08-19T00:29:40Z

<div>Haha, damn, I'm like batting 1000 on Cat People lady. I should register as their resident pissy-bitch-on-a-short-fuse-who-can't-stand-idiots. Or something. <br/> <br/>First there was this thread: http://www.tribe.net/tribe/servlet/template/pub%2Ctribes%2CViewThread.vm?threadid=5bebfcb7-e5c9-4fd3-935d-c05c2da83bb7&amp;tribeid=3ed3ba44-5691-41cc-ae7d-8697224a1277 <br/> <br/>I'll cop to being a hostile bitchwad on that thread. <br/> <br/>And then in THIS thread, out of nowhere, somebody gets pissy at me simply because I'm trying to explain some math related to a a link SHE PROVIDED: http://www.tribe.net/tribe/servlet/template/pub%2Ctribes%2CViewThread.vm?threadid=4be9cd91-9ea4-45fb-9397-e747f8d20ab8&amp;tribeid=3ed3ba44-5691-41cc-ae7d-8697224a1277 <br/> <br/>(scroll down about halfway until you get to the discussion about how to calculate a cat's age in human years) <br/> <br/>Does Mitsi win a prize for poor reading comprehension, or is my short fuse acting up again? <br/> <br/>Either way: REEEERRRR, hiss hiss. I'm just in a bad mood. God I need some ice-cream.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 5 replies </div>

thatwoman 2004-08-19T00:29:40Z http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/f5ebb064-66a7-458f-afdb-e4caf9835c4e 2004-08-17T23:21:15Z 2004-08-17T00:29:01Z

<div>I’m going to throw this question out to all the fine bitches. Do your cats constantly reject food? I know kitties are finicky mofos, but Dave is an extreme case. Whatever I try, from expensive to supermarket cat food, Dave will love it when it’s new. After a couple of weeks -- sometimes days -- he turns his nose up. It’s a concern because I have to keep his skinny, nine pound ass eating. I’ve also read that it’s not good to frequently change brands. <br/> <br/>Dave would rather starve than eat cat food he’s less than pleased with. I supplement with fresh, organic chicken and he even rejects that after a while. What do I have to do, personally bag a sparrow for him?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 6 replies </div>

2004-08-17T00:29:01Z kimeden http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/015d2e59-88f1-4392-8be9-bfdab044a15b 2004-08-17T03:21:16Z 2004-08-14T01:43:46Z

<div>Lately I've noticed that Elvis has developed alot of dandruff on his back near the base of his tail. When I brush him it just spreads all over his back. He's in good health, considering his age (15 at the end of this month!) and diabetes. Any ideas on what might be causing this? <br/> <br/>P.S. Thanks Demi for putting E's photo up!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 11 replies </div>

kimeden 2004-08-14T01:43:46Z demi http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/d4829d07-06b3-4f39-854f-a95261b4cbe6 2004-08-14T00:02:47Z 2004-08-09T12:05:48Z

<div>i posted this on thugz but i'll parphrase it for here. <br/> <br/>i love mints. they are my weakness. i always have a candy dish with mints in it. max has started to steal them because he likes the plastic sound and they can be batted around like a bottletop. now i want to discourage this behaviour but it's really cute and it keeps him preoccuiped so i don't... do you guys know if him smelling or eating the mint is bad. i know he wouldn't *eat* it, but if he punctures the wrapping during play and carries it around in his mouth, i don't know are mints harmful to cats...? <br/> <br/>he always carries the mint right to the couch and batts it under there... then he tries to reach it for about ten minutes and starts all over. i got nine mints out from under there last night when he stopped playing. he always does that with his bottletops too. at my old house when i left, i was cleaning and found about 50 (no joke) bottletops under the fridge from where he'll batt them under there (dork!). </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 13 replies </div>

demi 2004-08-09T12:05:48Z demi http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/09d85d43-4134-4269-9980-43e8613c6fcd 2004-08-12T23:32:14Z 2004-08-12T13:01:33Z

<div>max went crazy last night and knocked over a glass of chocolate soy milk (it's really fun cleaning that off the carpet)... and then knocked over my fresh cup of tea that i set on the window ledge in the hall because i needed to wash my face. i got so mad at him i locked him downstairs for the night... and the first thing he did when he saw me this morning? <br/> <br/>he bit the shit out of my foot! </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 12 replies </div>

demi 2004-08-12T13:01:33Z demi http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/65797fcb-0c67-474b-8213-d1e484d214a6 2004-08-11T13:05:49Z 2004-08-09T19:11:44Z

<div>www.crusha.3rdsenseclients.com/crusha_cows_tv_ad.wmv <br/> <br/>this is a hilarious commercial on tv i just saw! </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 8 replies </div>

demi 2004-08-09T19:11:44Z HUNNYDUMELONS http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/e22d1634-8bae-4532-ac0b-d250ba43b9d8 2004-08-11T00:52:06Z 2004-08-09T18:58:07Z

<div>I had no idea what was on it, but the pictures were 6 months to a year old. Pictures of Clyde sleeping on top of the Guinea Pig cage, Terrorizing the tadpoles in the fishtank, sleeping in a casserole dish, hangining out with his little buddy Doja, and the dog wearing a Bindi. A whole role of film of dumb pet pictures. Stupid.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 5 replies </div>

HUNNYDUMELONS 2004-08-09T18:58:07Z kimeden http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/1f70fef7-84e4-40ab-b253-5779cfc4b533 2004-08-09T19:50:35Z 2004-08-09T17:20:29Z

<div>I HATE MY JOB!!! I WANT TO QUIT!!! WAAAAA!! <br/> <br/>Thanks, I feel so much better now.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 4 replies </div>

kimeden 2004-08-09T17:20:29Z thatwoman http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/e029607a-a926-4dd7-81ad-104bfb6250fc 2004-08-09T03:56:42Z 2004-08-03T22:43:59Z

<div>I just looked through Mymble's photo album and nearly asphyxiated. Holy fucking shit, kittens rule, especially kittens whose coloring resemble a duckling's. <br/> <br/>I just needed to get this out of my system. I was looking through some old kitten pictures of ze and Eric, and man, they were adorable little bastids too. Michael has the only functioning scanner in the house, bitch hasn't scanned in the pictures yet. I'm-a gonna crack dat whip tonight!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 26 replies </div>

thatwoman 2004-08-03T22:43:59Z Grl http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/f3e2bcde-7fc7-4132-98f1-5dc148fa294f 2004-08-07T01:54:27Z 2004-08-02T23:46:46Z

<div>I suspect that Gurly and therefore all of my cats are positive, seriously. the porch cat tested positive and Gurly was all over his food and water when I snatched her up. I'm gonna get them all tested but I'd like to hear from you guys what difference it makes if they are positive now that they are all inside and not likely to be exposed to diseases? Am I nihilistic or stoopid not to be more freaked out by this?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 14 replies </div>

Grl 2004-08-02T23:46:46Z thatwoman http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/3b634cfe-8c92-4c62-9474-d47775a2d477 2004-08-06T21:03:58Z 2004-08-04T23:35:48Z

<div>Michael and I will be tying the knot, ha-haaaa! September 17th at a small, local doughnut shop called Voodoo Donut that kicks Krispy Kreme's ass all over the place. This place is open only from 10 p.m. to 10 a.m. so it'll be a midnight wedding. The owner is licensed to perform marriages. <br/> <br/>AND, my sister is coming from the UK to be my maid of honor. I'm sooo excited! Now I'm trying to persuade my best friend in Malaysia that she needs to buy a ticket and fly halfway across the globe to attend my wedding, hahaha.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 15 replies </div>

thatwoman 2004-08-04T23:35:48Z demi http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/d3553197-ee72-4b6c-896b-de00cba7b14b 2004-08-06T16:33:22Z 2004-07-31T18:22:11Z

<div>hooodeehoo...! here is where you own up to your pet or pets and tell us your name... <br/> <br/>i'll start (duh) <br/> <br/>i'm demi my animals are taco max and snow diddy. <br/> <br/>tag, you're it...!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 22 replies </div>

demi 2004-07-31T18:22:11Z HUNNYDUMELONS http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/5e5efbbf-82c2-4ebf-ac0b-7ee3b843e03c 2004-08-06T15:45:13Z 2004-08-03T23:31:44Z

<div>About two years ago, I went to visit a friend of mine who was staying in a squat house across town. There were about 20 people living there, all addicted to various substances, taking showers with the garden hose in the back yard, on a VERY busy road, no phone, no food, just booze and drugs and broken windows and fistfights 24-7. <br/>When I got there I noticed a small grey kitten eating pasta salad with mould on it off of a paper bag. I asked who's cat it was and no one could answer me. Someone said something about putting him in a sack and tossing him in a creek. <br/>I picked up the little thing. He was starving, but his belly was bloated from eating garbage. He had ear mites, tapeworms,cloudy eyes, and sparse fur. <br/> <br/>I grabbed him and jumped in the car before anyone noticed.He slept in my hand all the way home. I washed him and fed him and bought meds for his ears. He is now the stunning and robust CLyde you see before you. I have never had a more loyal cat.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 14 replies </div>

HUNNYDUMELONS 2004-08-03T23:31:44Z demi http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/87a6437c-4bea-44a0-b3fd-4a78ade783d4 2004-08-06T09:11:18Z 2004-08-05T13:49:24Z

<div>let's all talk about the rationale of stupid tricks our babies do. maybe we can figure out why they do them? or if other cats do them? or if they are just beyond help? <br/> <br/>--- <br/> <br/>max does this reach around paw thing when he is drinking water or looking into anything he wants to get into like in a crack of the door in the window etc. it's really retarded. <br/> <br/>to understand: stick both of your arms out in front of you. cross the right arm over the left so they look like scissors. move your right hand in a waving motion. now pretend the water bowl is in the gap between your forearms. that's how max does it but looking into the bowl of water. it's kerazy! <br/> <br/>then he stated doing it if he wanted you to open a door. then when he wanted the window open to sniff air... it's just kind of stupid really. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 11 replies </div>

demi 2004-08-05T13:49:24Z demi http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/a5b5252a-b67d-45c3-98e3-725a9378ba1a 2004-08-05T17:33:05Z 2004-07-31T20:36:24Z

<div>post up some pictures please. cats, random shit, just no britney spears please</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 6 replies </div>

demi 2004-07-31T20:36:24Z demi http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/0d56ce76-3896-4e87-99c4-6c2c33f61c50 2004-08-04T14:58:12Z 2004-08-03T12:39:00Z

<div>thought i'd post this because it was horrible. last night it was around one am and i was reading on my bed. snowy was being very sweet and was all cuddled up on my back. max comes in and comes over and lays on his back and starts batting up at snowy. she gets pissed and starts her yowling and hissing. i get uncomfortable and ask them to take this outside and kick snowy off my back so i don't get clawed up. snowy lays down on the floor and max is acting like a dick - jumping around and stalking her from behind the closet and she just wants to sleep. finally he jumped right on top of her and she clawed him in the face - which he deserved. however, her claw got stuck in his skin! it was so horrible. i had to go over and get her claw out. it wasn't bleeding, but there was a little hole by his nose (this has happened to me before with the cats where they get a claw stuck in skin and it never bleeds with me either)... i cleaned maxxy up, but i still thought he deserved it. he'd been bothering poor snowy all night. <br/> <br/>however saying that now, snowy is all hopped up on catnip and pouncing around the room like a mental case playing with max. what a tempermental bitch! </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 7 replies </div>

demi 2004-08-03T12:39:00Z http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/0603ef6a-596a-4531-a2bc-45e236ba9aff 2004-08-04T14:42:38Z 2004-08-03T16:29:03Z

<div>http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/cats.html</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 7 replies </div>

2004-08-03T16:29:03Z demi http://wabs.tribe.net/thread/a1ce28c3-bca3-4d4d-8dbf-e6a5be0d5841 2004-08-01T20:35:16Z 2004-08-01T11:17:07Z

<div>i'm always asking questions about my cat. so if you haven't guessed i am a virgo AKA hypochondraic and i have passed my own personal fears for my health on to my animals. i like to worry, it's a good past time. so here is a question i've always had about max. well i started to think about it about five months ago... <br/> <br/>so when max was around 6 or 7 months old i started to notice how stinky his pee was. i mean stinky. it smelled like pure ammonia... where i used to live i'd have his litter box in my room and though i admit i can be extremely lazy in cleaning out his litter box, this was at a time when i wasn't being all that lazy because i wasn't all that busy with school and work. when cleaning out his box i'd take it in the kitchen/common area because all the cleaning products and bags were in there - and EVERYONE who came in would go 'Jesus, that stinks'... <br/> <br/>on a regular schedule, i clean out his box every weekend. however after he has a poo i get that out and dispose of it in diaper bags. is this me being too lazy? do you guys clean out your trays more often...? is it because he's a boy his pee stinks...? eventhough he's been fixed? <br/> <br/>i guess i ask about the pee is because i'd been around snowy for so long before max, and while her litter box wouldn't smell like tulips, it never smelled as strong as max's... do you think he's not drinking enough water or something...? <br/> <br/>i don't know if this has anything to do with it but he never touches the inside of the litter tray when he goes - and this is even when it's got nothing in it. he props himself up on the opening with all limbs and it looks like he's sitting on the toliet. it's funny. he doesn't cry or act like it hurts when he goes... so i guess it's not because he's got a problem, maybe.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://wabs.tribe.net">whack ass bitches</a> - 7 replies </div>

demi 2004-08-01T11:17:07Z