Winslow - the freak

topic posted Thu, January 27, 2005 - 7:18 PM by  Laura Fran
Winslow, the cat that is featured in Feline Nutrition, is a freak. He carries things around in his mouth while crying. But he only does this at night, and only when I'm in bed 1/2 asleep, it's either his fake fur catnip mouse, or catnip frog... He walks from the kitchen right next to my bed until I finally talk to him and ask him to come up.... if I don't ask him to come up - he keeps on crying.

Now, I have one of those wands with some fake fur cut on the bias that has a bit of velcro on the end that used to hook onto his catnip mouse. But mostly this wand is just a fun toy...the bathtub toy. Winslow and Pinita will sit in the bathtub and play there....um, yeah. WS of course, will not, he's too proper, or lazy, or doped up on nip...

Anywho, last night I hear this crash in the kitchen, things were going awry on the kitchen counter and then a dragging sound. Happy boy Winslow has gone up on the counter, and why shouldn't he - he's a cat, and taken the wand toy off the counter. I had placed it there earlier with the fur wrapped around the wand in my haste to put things away - badly. He apparently - from the wreckage, knocked it around a bit and then pulled it on to the floor and dragged it in his teeth crying next to my bed....I got up to look and he kept dragging it, and when I tried to take it from him he cried while I played with him.

So now I'm sure their new tactic will be to set Winslow on me to wake me up to play...they use the dog to get me up when they are hungry by biting his tail...

it will never, ever end.......
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Laura Fran
SF Bay Area
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    Re: Winslow - the freak

    Sat, January 29, 2005 - 2:44 PM
    bahahahahahahah!
    • Re: Winslow - the freak

      Sat, January 29, 2005 - 5:51 PM
      Clyde does the cry-and-bring-me-toys-till-you-wake-up-and-acknowledge me thing too.
      • Re: Winslow - the freak

        Sun, January 30, 2005 - 9:21 AM
        Bonnie just licks me until I wake up, but if there isn't enough pillow for her to lay on she'll just lay on my head.
        • Re: Winslow - the freak

          Sun, January 30, 2005 - 10:07 AM
          The bastids
          • He is really a big freak....AGAIN

            Sun, August 7, 2005 - 10:59 AM
            So yesterday I treated myself to some concord grapes. I was a little disappointed cuz they have genetically selected them to make them crunchy removed the seeds and now the skin isn't as tart. The whole point is to slurp out the middle avoid the sides kind of gnaw on the skin, make a face and swallow. God I love them. The were good, but not as good as REAL concord grapes.

            Anyway, I digress - I put the grapes (in a bowl) on the counter last night. Winslow showed a minor interest in the bowl, but I thought...hey they're grapes..he won't bother them. HAH. I have to feed Winslow and Pinita on the window sill, they sit there anyway and watch the birds in the garden. This morning, after my boobs have been walked across, my fingers have been chewed and my ears have been screamed in, I finally got up...to the kitchen, to the food. Winslow was already on the counter. WS is fed first (of course). In the meantime, Winslow is on the counter being really weird. I look up and he is biting and alternately shaking the remaining grapes. Sometimes grabbing a grape, sometimes just the stems. Not making any noise. Just crouched over them attacking. Ummmmmm My grapes have been mauled. WTF.

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