Michael and I will be tying the knot, ha-haaaa! September 17th at a small, local doughnut shop called Voodoo Donut that kicks Krispy Kreme's ass all over the place. This place is open only from 10 p.m. to 10 a.m. so it'll be a midnight wedding. The owner is licensed to perform marriages.
AND, my sister is coming from the UK to be my maid of honor. I'm sooo excited! Now I'm trying to persuade my best friend in Malaysia that she needs to buy a ticket and fly halfway across the globe to attend my wedding, hahaha.
AND, my sister is coming from the UK to be my maid of honor. I'm sooo excited! Now I'm trying to persuade my best friend in Malaysia that she needs to buy a ticket and fly halfway across the globe to attend my wedding, hahaha.
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Re: Not cat-related, but I wanted you bitches to know!
Wed, August 4, 2004 - 5:14 PMWOW! Congratulations! Your wedding sounds WAY more fun than the ones I normally photograph. Elvis is available if you need an usher; he comes with his own tuxedo!
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Wed, August 4, 2004 - 5:15 PMWHoa, getting married in a Donut place? AWESOME! -
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Wed, August 4, 2004 - 5:38 PMOh congratulations Candy, how awesome. Ooo I want to come and see you!!!!! What a kooky crazy idea! How fun...! Oh sugar, how fantastic. Well done my love! Now the little bastids arent bastids since their baby daddys come back! Heee..! -
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Wed, August 4, 2004 - 5:41 PMCongrats, Candy!!! LOVE and DONUTS. An awesome combination!!!!
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Wed, August 4, 2004 - 7:01 PMyay!yay!yay!
will eric wear his formal wrasslin' suit for the occasion?
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Thu, August 5, 2004 - 4:32 AMCongratulations! please post pictures!! we crash your reception in spirit. -
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Thu, August 5, 2004 - 9:41 AMThat's great! Congrats! Will your wedding cake be a strategically held together donut? Or just one donut? I love that idea, very original and fun, I'm sure it will be a blast. What a great way to start a life together.
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Thu, August 5, 2004 - 10:52 AMCongratulation Candypants
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Thu, August 5, 2004 - 12:25 PMThanks for all the good wishes, you guys! And Demi, what's stopping you from visiting me, baby? I'll take you to Voodoo Doughnut, and all sorts of other cool places around town. We could go shopping on NW 23rd, or in the Hawthorne area....
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Thu, August 5, 2004 - 12:47 PMrocking good news, peanut!
(damn. i would love to be there. i want to play the part of the obligatory annoying friend who drinks too much, weeps loudly at the wrong moments, and tells the same bad joke thirty-seven times before trying to snog the best man.) -
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Thu, August 5, 2004 - 12:58 PMI wish you could come too!! As for playing that part, I'd gladly see you do it, as long as:
1. The joke you tell 37 times is also incredibly nasty (dead babies and/or improbable sex preferred), and
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Fri, August 6, 2004 - 9:01 AMCongratulations, Candy! Peeps and Blue send their best and want to know if Eric and Hitler get donuts too? What a cool wedding. -
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Fri, August 6, 2004 - 9:39 AMOH SHIT. i am the QUEEN of dead baby jokes. that's how i determine if i'm around the right people. if they laugh or not.
i gotsa get there! -
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Fri, August 6, 2004 - 10:08 AMWhat's twelve inches long, has a purple head and keeps women screaming all night?
Crib death.
That's probably one of my favorites. I couldn't stop laughing the first time I heard it. Neither could my sister when I told it to her. I'm so happy my sister's coming to the wedding.
Hey, any of you have access to old Smoove B. articles? The archives are now subscription-only at The Onion. Anyway, crikey mentioned something about vows, and I told her hey, Michael and I will just make out instead of saying vows since we started out as a dirty sex affair anyway. But last night I was hit by a bolt of inspiration: I'll read some winin', dinin' and slippin' the sting sideways Smoove B. to him as my vow. You know, "I will provide butter at dinner, but it will be on the side, because I will not presume to know how much butter you want on your food. And then I will freak you doggy style, and the freakin' will last all night long" kind of shit.
I guess I might have to shell out for one of those Onion collections. I'm such a cheap bastard, hahaha. -
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Fri, August 6, 2004 - 2:03 PMwhat do you get when you stick a dead baby with a fork...?
an erection.
that's my favourite. he he.
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